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Rubberdown
Posted on Friday, January 05, 2007 - 06:59 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Thanks Blake!
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Hughlysses
Posted on Friday, January 05, 2007 - 07:03 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

No doubt someone posted photos of the super-secret 2008 uber Buell and the Men in Black took the board down to erase the info!

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Blake
Posted on Friday, January 05, 2007 - 07:07 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I blame Court. His accuracy meter frightened the board so much it went into mime mode.

joker
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Nutsnbolt
Posted on Friday, January 05, 2007 - 07:09 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Seriously.....


What the bloody hell happened?
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Wolfridgerider
Posted on Friday, January 05, 2007 - 07:11 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

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Dtx
Posted on Friday, January 05, 2007 - 07:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I think Hugh is messing with us with that comment...
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Gowindward
Posted on Friday, January 05, 2007 - 07:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Blake, Thanks for the work you do!
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Firebolteric_ma
Posted on Friday, January 05, 2007 - 07:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I don't know what happened but I realized I'm an addict. I am addicted to this place. Must have tried 20+ times to get on while at work today.

Glad to get my fix, now I am all better.
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Reepicheep
Posted on Friday, January 05, 2007 - 07:36 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Entropy happens.
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Ulywife
Posted on Friday, January 05, 2007 - 07:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

My heart stopped when I read the first line. Then I realized that Blake was doing some BadWeb maintenance.

Thanks Blake for what you do to maintain this playground we call BadWeb!

Kristi
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Spiderman
Posted on Friday, January 05, 2007 - 08:24 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I don't know what happened but I realized I'm an addict. I am addicted to this place. Must have tried 20+ times to get on while at work today.


LOL Me too
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Xbduck
Posted on Friday, January 05, 2007 - 09:25 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Hey Blake how about you warn us next time. Some of the less stable among us had some trouble when we couldn't get our fix.

Thanks for all you do Blake.

(Message edited by xbduck on January 05, 2007)
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Swampy
Posted on Saturday, January 06, 2007 - 01:26 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Thank you very much!

As I said in the PM, the first thing I check when I get online is the Badweb, not my email, not my work.....Badweb.
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Thin_air
Posted on Saturday, January 06, 2007 - 01:36 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

God I love this place. Thanks Blake and to all responsible parties. This is the only board I post on and go to regularly.

TA
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Blake
Posted on Saturday, January 06, 2007 - 09:25 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Thanks all for the kind words. Very sorry about the significant downtime. If that ever happens again, check the home page, www.BadWeatherBikers.com for info. Trust me, it was a surprise to me too. Ghost in the machine type of thing and a sysadmin who was out of the office.
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Buellinachinashop
Posted on Saturday, January 06, 2007 - 09:40 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Cool beans, good to see you guys back up and running. Its also good to see I didn't get banned (yet).
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Blake
Posted on Sunday, January 07, 2007 - 08:40 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Prior to being banned from BadWeB your penis will fall off.
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Blake
Posted on Sunday, January 07, 2007 - 08:41 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

So if you still have your penis, you are doing okay.
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CJXB
Posted on Monday, January 08, 2007 - 02:03 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I don't have mine, am I still ok ?!!
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Bomber
Posted on Monday, January 08, 2007 - 02:08 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Ceej -- so many potential answers --

must resist! step away from the keyboard!

sigh
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Buellinachinashop
Posted on Monday, January 08, 2007 - 02:17 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Let me see, saying Penis is ok here, but posting a pic of one (or two criss crossed) isn't. Got it.
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Scott_in_nh
Posted on Monday, January 08, 2007 - 04:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Detatchable Penis, by King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]
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Jackbequick
Posted on Monday, January 08, 2007 - 08:40 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

$17.00? Is that a good deal?

Did you try to get him to throw the toaster in too? If you fixed that you could have gotten a few bucks back back off from that.

Hell, you might have even been able to come up with some kind of off the wall story, like claiming it was a patent model for a horizontal toaster, and gotten a lot of money for it!

Anyway, nice story, glad you're feeling whole again.

Jack
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