| Author | Message | ||
     Mr_grumpy |
My wife complained about the old car I bought for her, She said she wanted something that would go from 0 to 140 in 3 seconds. So I bought the cow some bathroom scales! | ||
| Etennuly |
Can't tell that one at home!  | ||
| Captnemo |
That one will make you you celibate... (Message edited by CaptNemo on December 30, 2006) | ||
| Americanmadexb |
....or homeless!! | ||
| Metalstorm |
...or penniless |
