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Author Message   Bads1 Posted on Sunday, December 17, 2006 - 09:04 pm:        52 Bicycles parked in a circle facing a dead guy. Whats the motive ??   Johnnylunchbox Posted on Sunday, December 17, 2006 - 09:07 pm:        Got something to do with cards, no?   New12r Posted on Sunday, December 17, 2006 - 09:16 pm:        Tired of being murdered in bike tires??   Bads1 Posted on Sunday, December 17, 2006 - 09:18 pm:        Bingo   New12r Posted on Sunday, December 17, 2006 - 09:24 pm:        Got any more??   Bads1 Posted on Sunday, December 17, 2006 - 09:39 pm:        Johnnylunchbox is onto it.   1313 Posted on Sunday, December 17, 2006 - 09:53 pm:        Got any more?? I might have posted this here a couple of years ago, so some may remember it, but here goes: A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender takes a 12 ga. shotgun out from under the bar and points the shotgun directly at the guy. The guy is satisfied. Why is the guy satisfied? 1313   Diablobrian Posted on Sunday, December 17, 2006 - 10:04 pm:        The guy was trying to stop drinking and asked the bartender to never serve him?   Kdan Posted on Sunday, December 17, 2006 - 11:43 pm:        The bartender cured his hiccups   Johnnylunchbox Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 06:59 am:        I slept on it. The guy was cheating at cards?   Diablobrian Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 11:10 am:        yep jlb It's supposed to be 53 bicycles around him.   Spiderman Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 12:07 pm:        wouldn't it be 106 then? there are two bike images on each card   Nutsnbolt Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 12:34 pm:        as in bicycle brand cards   Gomo Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 01:36 pm:        Marys Father had five daughters with the names of Nano Neno Nino Nono What is the name of the fifth...........should be simple   Spiderman Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 01:51 pm:        Nuno and sometimes Nyno   Cruisin Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 01:52 pm:        Nuno   Cyclonemick Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 01:52 pm:        NUNO   Cruisin Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 01:53 pm:        Darnit Spidey, you beat me to it...   Shazam Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 01:59 pm:        mary.....   Djkaplan Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 02:04 pm:        I got one: "Poor people have it. Rich people want it. If you eat it, you will die." What is "IT"?   Cruisin Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 02:08 pm:        Nothing... (Message edited by cruisin on December 18, 2006)   Nutsnbolt Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 02:13 pm:        Okay, try saying "Toy Boat" 3 times, real fast.   Djkaplan Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 02:14 pm:        Okay smartie... some people find a body encased in ice. A scientist looks at it and proclaims "This is Adam, from the Bible!" How did he know so quickly?   Shazam Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 02:21 pm:        no belly button?   Djkaplan Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 02:24 pm:        Dammit. Okay Einsteins... what am I thinking now?   Toona Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 02:29 pm:        Okay Einsteins... what am I thinking now? What can I come up with to stump these smart alecks (sp?)   Sleez Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 02:36 pm:        what can pass through water and not get wet?   Bads1 Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 02:42 pm:        A surfer.   Spiderman Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 02:46 pm:        air   Djkaplan Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 03:06 pm:        What can cut through your pants and not leave a hole?