| Author | Message | ||
     Barker |
Top 10 signs that a computer is owned by a Harley rider: 10. -- The monitor & CPU have been repainted orange and black. 09. -- System sound effects now play a Harley kicking over when a program starts. 08. -- There's an oil stain on the floor just below the computer. 07. -- Number key pad only goes up to two. 06. -- Password is "WillieG". 05. -- The mouse is referred to as "the Rat". 04. -- There is a Skoal can mounted in the CD-ROM drive. 03. -- Expansion slots have Genuine Harley-Davidson bike parts installed in them. 02. -- The keyboard is mounted at the level of the user's chin and his seat tilts backward -- ape-hanger keyboard! And the Number 1 sign that a computer is owned by a Harley rider: 01. -- A half-naked, "warrior princess" and her tiger have been airbrushed onto the sides of the monitor! TGIF, Barker | ||
| Diablobrian |
You forgot that: all icons are either a)skulls b)eagles c) bar and shields or d) combinations of the first three. | ||
| Naustin |
....and HD Computers only run one program - slowly; you have to connect them in groups of 5 or more at least to get them to run right, and instead of a password to log in, you just have to be wearing black leather chaps.  Unless its a Buell model HD Computer, and then it runs all programs really, really fast with no wardrobe required - but it won't connect to any of the other HD computers and Japanese computers short circuit if you try to interface with them. (Message edited by naustin on October 27, 2006) |
