| Author | Message | ||
     Captpete |
Every One of You on this Board should be Ashamed! Every last one of you BadWeB members are a pitiful lot, with the exception of those 235 or so who have volunteered to help their fellow Buellers when stranded on the road. I’m talking about the Bad Weather Bikers Rider Assistance Network. Only 235 members are willing to help their fellow BadWeBbers? What about the rest of you dropshots? You know damned well you are the ones who are going to be screaming for that help when things go wrong. That’s right, you bunch of hypocrites: standing along the side of the road begging and pleading for that free lunch. I should turn my nose up at you gooey pieces of festering dog meat. But I’m not that kind. Instead, I will show you how to turn your miserable, worthless lives around. I will lead you to the high road, where you can ride in the light of goodness, and be no longer afraid of your bathroom mirror, or even of arising in the morning at all. I direct your attention to the RAN update thread where you may shed that awful stench by volunteering to help your fellow Buellers in need. Do it right this instant. Click right here , and look forward to a peaceful night’s sleep of the unfestering. (You'll thank me for the nudge and the name-calling the day your tire goes flat in the midst of an ice storm in the middle of the night on the outskirts of East Bumfug, which is a little beyond nowhere.) | ||
| Rocketman |
In my paltry defense Skip' I'm in the north of England where most Buellers are not in fear of being stranded. Our overpopulated little isle has long since been paved over leaving no wilderness to speak of that is more than 10 miles from a road of some sort. Therefore, anyone daft enough to take a Buell beyond such frontiers deserves everything they get. Other Buellers that are less bold in their travels - can push their way to saviour. Oh wait a minute. Been there done that.  Rocket | ||
| Lost_in_ohio |
I do not have anything to offer other than a shoulder to cry on. I do not have a trailer or garage. Maybe an emergency roof......But it would be the couch.....My house is pretty small. | ||
| Az_m2 |
I don't think it's current. I asked to be added a few days ago and I'm not listed. | ||
| Ulendo |
rocketman - maybe you ned to come hang out with me for a while, to understand the R.A.N. ( pronounce this place name phonetically )  can you just imagine the roadside assistance call on that one? 'my bikes broken down, and I need a tow' 'where are you sir?' 'let me read the sign.....dam if I know'...... it gets worse - the area just NW of this site is called neverland | ||
| Pwnzor |
Are you spouting off like that from GUAM? You can't be serious. | ||
| Debueller |
I don't know where to find this B.W.B.R.A.N? What exactly is it? How about a link? | ||
| Debueller |
Nevermind, found it. | ||
| Stevexb |
Rocket, I've just posted my details, so unless you offer to take on the North of England, I get lumped with supporting all the broken down Buells on the whole island! Steve | ||
| Road_thing |
Hey, Cap, I'm broke down in Koror, wanna run down here and gimme a hand? rt | ||
| Newfie_buell |
Just imagine telling the person on the end of the line that your stranded in Dildo, Newfoundland.!!!!!!!!! | ||
| Ulywife |
Az_m2 - the updates are being done on a spreadsheet. I will have had contact via BadWeb, PM or telephone with EVERYONE currently listed. During this time I'm also receiving updates and new information from people each day. The more people that send information to me, the less I have to seek out. Once all the information is completed, I will e-mail the RAN to Blake. He will then format it for BadWeb and post it. I promise you will see a completely updated RAN soon. Kristi  (Thanks Blake!!) | ||
| Bomber |
I was skeered when I saw hte title of the thread -- I mena, we ALL deserve to be busted for somthing, yes? | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Stevexb, you should worry, I've got the whole of France to cover.  | ||
| Tank_bueller |
Oh, piss off, Pete! (just kidding) Just sent Kristi a PM. Tank | ||
| Jaimec |
Dildo isn't too far from Goobies. What about Joe Batt's Arm? Nah... as cool as those names are, Blue Ball and Intercourse in Pennsylvania are still my favorites. Hey, any Newfie Bueller's here? How about a photo by the statue of Captain Dildo? Doesn't that sound like a pornographic superhero? | ||
| Spiderman |
judge not, lest ye be judged! | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Jaimec, you're over 2 years too late! http://www.badweatherbikers.com/buell/messages/4062/73064.html | ||
| Captpete |
judge not, lest ye be judged! Oh come on, Spidey, haven't you ever heard of tongue and cheek? It was all just an advertising ploy to try to get some attention for the good work Uly Wife is doing, updating the RAN list. Got you over here, didn’t it?  rt: I don’t think you want me saving you on Koror. The last time I was there I had flown, what, 10,000 miles to attend a friend’s wedding. A short stop enroute for me, and then fifty or so in the wedding party departed Guam for the three-day bash, the high point of which (and yes, that’s a double entendre) was the sunset wedding on the beach. I’m told it was a beautiful affair. Unfortunately I missed it. Got tangled up earlier in the day with some local product and slept right through the whole ceremony, my white slacks and tropical shirt all the while laid out neatly on the spare bunk beside me. (A phone call to the room got me to the important part after the ceremony, though.) But the next time you break down there, give me a call anyway. I have acquaintances there who will come save you. Well, maybe, if you stay out of their bar afterward. | ||
| Ulywife |
Capt - I have to say, Spidey was the very first response I got! Your ploy must be working, I've gotten about a dozen today! We're getting there. Thanks, Kristi | ||
| Captpete |
Are you spouting off like that from GUAM? Well, yeah, Matt. I don’t really have much choice. This is where I be. But I’ll admit that right now I’d much rather be spouting off from a hammock in Babelthuap. But really, does it matter from whence I spout if the job gets done? (Message edited by captpete on September 05, 2006) | ||
| Captpete |
All right, Spidey! Yur a good boy! Thanks for signing up. Sorry about calling you all those bad names. | ||
| Kano832003 |
I'd love to be on the list but I barely know how to keep my bike running let alone help anyone else. I don't have my own place, in fact I live with my brother and he dosn't even let me bring girls home from the bar without permision (let alone some cross country motorcycle rider that none of us have met). Maybe once I get my own place in a year or so I'll join. | ||
| Bdabuell |
I'd love to be on the list but I barely know how to keep my bike running let alone help anyone else. I don't have my own place, in fact I live with my brother and he dosn't even let me bring girls home from the bar without permision (let alone some cross country motorcycle rider that none of us have met). Maybe once I get my own place in a year or so I'll join. you should not have to explain yourself...you have a choice, there is no obligation either way...the rude, obnoxious, bully mentality that started this thread is unfortunate... | ||
| Stevexb |
Mr Grumpy, I think you're nearest to Spain and possibly Italy too! Thank Erik, Buells are reliable! Steve | ||
| Captpete |
Don’t let that guy make you feel bad about your post, Kano. Thanks for chiming in. I remember how it used to be. You get busy getting that place of yours together so you don’t have to ask permission from your brother. But be sure to sign up when it starts to fill up with those chicks from the bar. I may break down in your area some day. | ||
| Slaughter |
Road Thing, KOROR! Capitol of the Palaus! Best scuba diving in the PLANET. You have a place to stay in Koror? Last time, Palau Pacific was pretty expensive. | ||
| Bdabuell |
Don’t let that guy make you feel bad about your post, Kano. I'm not trying to make him feel bad about his post....though I do find it amusing that, considering the way you started this thread, you would be accusing me of making people feel bad... I just don't think anyone should be guilt-tripped into explaining themselves... | ||
| Road_thing |
Slaughter: Nah, I'm just messin' with Pete. Sounds like fun though! rt | ||
| Slaughter |
HELL RT - I was gonna free-load this year when we go back to either Palau or Papua New Guinea. You had my hopes up! |
