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Old_man
Posted on Thursday, August 31, 2006 - 04:19 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

> 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
boots.

> 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a
copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

> 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

> 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more
ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer
took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
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Brineusaf
Posted on Thursday, August 31, 2006 - 04:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Ha..
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