| Author | Message | ||
     Lpowel02 |
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched by his memory. "Yes, I do," she replies. The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. "Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, ‘Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years’?" "I remember that too", she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today!" | ||
| Buellgirlie |
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| Bcordb3 |
 Oh, my God, that is to funny. | ||
| Firebolteric_ma |
Brilliant! | ||
| Ctyxrnr |
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| U4euh |
Recently killed by separate left-turning cagers,Trog, Grody, and Animal were waiting for their entrance into Heaven. St. Peter walked up to Trog and asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife, and remember, I will know the truth." Trog thought for a moment and replied,"Well, sir, it must be around 40 times." "Fine" said St.Peter, " you may enter Heaven but you will be riding that little green Suzuki over there." St. Peter approached Grody and the same ensued, with Grody answering that" it could not have been more than 20 times." St. Peter agreed and said that he will spend eternity in heaven riding on that "that little yellow Kawasaki 600." St. Peter stepped up to Animal and repeated the question. Without pause Animal replied, "Never!" St.Peter peered at him quizically and asked "Never?" " I have never been unfaithful to my wife, Sir." he replied. "Excellent," stated St. Peter. "You may enter Heaven and you will be riding that gold-chromed custom made Buell over there." Grinning from ear to ear, Animal approached the bike, but when he reached the exquisite show piece, he suddenly lays his head on the tank and begins to cry. St. Peter rushes over and asks, "What's the matter? You have never cheated on your wife, you've gained entrance into Heaven, and you will be riding the bike of you're dreams, with no breakdowns, for the rest of eternity." Animal replied between sobs,"see that women over there on that old beat-up Vespa? That's my wife!!!" | ||
| Blackbelt |
vespa!!! rock on!!! | ||
| Kdan |
You know...I had this same problem...  |
