| Author | Message | ||
     Garrett1998s1 |
The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country. #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." #14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun." #11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" #10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh ... did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" #9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." #8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" #7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO." #6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." #5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC." #4 "Just how big were those two beers?" #3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." #2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail." And.................... THE BEST ONE !!!!!!! #1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? ... You're right, we don't. .... Sign here. | ||
| Kccyclone |
#1 is hilarious...  | ||
| Chevysolid |
So an officer stopped a driver for rolling through a stop sign. Upon approach the officer informed the driver why he was being stopped. The driver argued saying that he slowed down enough and that was as good as a stop. The officer attempted to explain that a stop sign means he has to stop completely. The driver still contested. At this time the officer asked the driver to step out of the vehicle. The driver complied and the officer pulled out his night stick and began pummelling (sp?) the driver, The officer then asked "So do you want me to stop or just slow down?"  | ||
| Hardcorps |
chevysolid, That is hilarious, but I don't think my supervisor would appreciate that excuse. I will have to try it some time. Hard Corps | ||
| Trojan |
A nice English one, after a motorist had run a red light: 'Now then sir, didn't we see a colour we liked then?' | ||
| Ted |
#4 is humorous too. | ||
| Got1nut |
Im trying some of those tonight I like the quota one, everyone thinks we have a quota to fill. | ||
| Ryker77 |
sure you don't have a quata.. but the more tickets you pass out the more revenue your department gets. More revenue = newer cars and better equipment. Which is why some LEA drive hummers, camaros, BMW bikes, etc etc because they get a cut of the profit from tickets. Which is why I can speed all I want in the county-- since the county cops don't get revenue profits. But as soon as I am in the city limits I follow the speed limit. |
