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Xldevil
Posted on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 - 11:15 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
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Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watches which Swatch watch?

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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?


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Three sweet Swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched Swiss witch-bitches, wish to watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which sweet Swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched Swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?

My daily exercise to improve my English.
Ralph
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Seanp
Posted on Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 04:34 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
I just said them all out loud, slowly. I had to concentrate!

Glad there's nobody in my tent right now, or they'd think I'd gone nuts...
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Kdan
Posted on Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 08:18 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
I got as far as "Three witches". My English don't need no improving.
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Bcordb3
Posted on Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 08:54 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
As my ex-wife always said "I have a headache!"
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Paulson
Posted on Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 10:02 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Mmmmmmmmmm..... Witches....... : D
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Ceejay
Posted on Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 11:16 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
that would be sweet swiss witch-bitches....mmmmmmmmm....
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Blake
Posted on Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 06:03 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
What a bitch.
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Dragon_slayer
Posted on Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 06:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
At 53, why would I give a flying rat's a-- about improving my English now? My sex life - always, my riding skills - absolutely, and my job skills - sure, but English - sh-t, get real!
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