| Author | Message | ||
     Glitch |
96.While looking for clues in a picture, the police can use the zoom feature of PhotoShopSuperDuper to find the smallest detail. | ||
| CJXB |
and parts of you are wise, I spose I KNEW IT, you think I'm a wise a$$ !!! LMAO CJ  | ||
| X1tx |
97: People can leave New England on an airplane and head to the Carribean, only to be beaten to their destination by a shark that was in New England at the time they left(we learned this from some of the more odious Jaws sequels). | ||
| Light_keeper |
97B And a scuba tank in the mouth of a shark will not be spit out if you are going to shoot at it and it will explode when you hit it and make mincemeat out of a shark.  | ||
| Bomber |
Ceej -- I would never comment on a lady's, er, ehem, fundament in public | ||
| Djkaplan |
98. Men will always tuck their shirt in without first unbuttoning their pants. | ||
| Blake |
99. Lovers are never concerned about who's side of the bed gets the "wet spot". Was that too much? Did I go too far? I did, didn't I? Sorry. I blame CJ and her talk of the use of foam versus condom. It is always CJ's fault. Pretty sure that is rule #1 here. ![: ]](http://www.badweatherbikers.com/buell/clipart/proud.gif) (Message edited by blake on December 14, 2005) | ||
| Light_keeper |
100. In the end the good guy always gets the girl. | ||
| CJXB |
It is always CJ's fault. HEY, you can't blame "going too far" on me, I'm pretty sure no matter what the rule is !! LOL Lightkeeper - Nice/good guys always finish last, and nice girls walk home !!  | ||
| Black_sunshine |
Sorry if it's been said already. 101. When a person gets shot in the movies he/she always seems to fly backwards at a high rate of speed. | ||
| Rocketman |
I've learned one thing from watching movies, and I don't know how the ladies put up with it. American men sleep with their underpants on!  Rocket | ||
| Light_keeper |
I did not say what type of girl the hero gets but if it is the naughty girl it is a good thing to finish last. No fun to be an early riser who finishes first. | ||
| Midknyte |
101 ammended: 101. When a person gets shot in the movies he/she always seems to fly backwards at a high rate of speed yet the person firing the gun experiences no recoil at all. | ||
| Oldog |
Bwhahahahahahahahahaha day-um! Blake! blame CJ for that? you killed me too! "in the link"  | ||
| Shazam |
102. two tires of a car can leave eight skidmarks | ||
| Hattori_hanzo |
Not so much from movies, but from American TV sitcoms...you can be an overweight balding white guy with a low IQ and STILL have a hot wife! | ||
| Light_keeper |
Rocket how do you know what I am wearing if anything? Don't you all wear those wool night dresses and woolen caps to bed? | ||
| Natexlh1000 |
"you can be an overweight balding white guy with a low IQ and STILL have a hot wife!" Marge Simpson isn't that hot. | ||
| Rocketman |
Don't you all wear those wool night dresses and woolen caps to bed? Yes we do - but we're naked underneath  Rocket | ||
| Midknyte |
"you can be an overweight balding white guy with a low IQ and STILL have a hot wife!" Marge Simpson isn't that hot. Nope, but Louis is!  Forgive me, but I just had to post that | ||
| Sleez |
103. all ships in space, approach each other at the same attitude, nose to nose, even though there is no "up" | ||
| Johnnylunchbox |
104. Any drowning victim can be easily rescusitated by gently blowing into their airway about 3-4 times, which will be followed by a slight cough and expulsion of approximately 2 tablespoons of liquid. Said rescustitee will immediately be able to speak/sing/cry and have zero brain damage. | ||
| Dragon_slayer |
#105: CJ is blamed for every miscue! | ||
| Aldaytona |
106. Almost forgot those old TV detective programs that show you can be old and grossly overweight and a smoker and still jump out of a car and run down 3 teen vandals (Cannon) or just real old (B Jones)and do the same thing. Now those were the good OLD days. | ||
| Light_keeper |
107. Jessica always figures out who the killer is, and who will, in a burst of anger, admit that they did it. | ||
| Loki |
108. that I have no chance of ever being a movie star | ||
| Ocbueller |
#109 All medieval chicks own razors and visit the dentist regularly. SteveH | ||
| Glitch |
109-129...yes I found a list... 1. …women’s purses only have four items in them 2. …an entire corporation’s data fits on a single disk 3. …men can unhook bras on the first try 4. …storms and wars can be quieted when the hero has something important to say 5. …predatory animals suffer from glaucoma and see in thermovision 6. …any computer security system can be broken into with the password “override” 7. …no one gets cramped or kneed in the face during sex 8. …all monsters—even giant insects—make pig squealing sounds when shot 9. …swipe card slots can be defeated with Bobby pins, as can most locks 10. …pre-Roman barbarian women had tramp stamps and Brazilian waxings 11. …no one notices that the only vampire in high school has white skin, fangs and pointed ears 12. …blonde women are always ready for sex, never menstruate or need protection 13. …revolvers have 37 bullets per cartridge 14. …the first person to be affected by a toxic chemical will take weeks to change slowly. Subsequent victims will turn instantly 15. …the chief of police is always an angry, middle-aged black man, ready to suspend his officers on the first offense without waiting for Internal Services to review the case 16. …criminals need only be read two of the three Miranda rights 17. …women cannot take showers without masturbating or being slashed to pieces 18. …it only takes 15 seconds for a woman’s hair to be dry after swimming to safety 19. …female psychiatrists and detectives will bang their male clients after the second meeting 20. …every mess will be cleaned up the exact second your parents open the door | ||
| Midknyte |
No one nuked that pic? Here's one or two more, but links only http://www.telechimp.com/telechimp/family%20guy%20-%20lois%20becomes%20a%20model .jpg http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/72/180px-Loisgriffin.gif http://us.ent4.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/fox/family_guy/alex_ borstein/gal_lois1.jpg | ||
| Dragon_slayer |
Glitch, I want to ask you about your items # 3, and 7! (Message edited by dragon_slayer on December 16, 2005) |
