| Author | Message | ||
     Johnnylunchbox |
66. Any garbage can in any alley will have a minimum of at least one cat living or foraging in it at any time, such that any disturbance of said can will elicit a banshee wail from said cat(s). (Message edited by johnnylunchbox on December 13, 2005) | ||
| Buellin_ri |
66 1/2. If you jump off a high rise, whatever you are using for a restraint (rope, curtain, shoestring) will always be the right length. (Message edited by buellin_ri on December 13, 2005) (Message edited by buellin_ri on December 13, 2005) | ||
| Angelwild327 |
67. All women wake up from a full night's sleep with their makeup perfectly done, and hair neatly coiffed, and I'm SURE their breath is minty fresh as well, it's gotta be. 68. After a foot chase down streets, back alleys and over chain link fences, police officers are never sweaty and out of breath, with s stitch in their side. On a side note, referring to: 23. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them. I have a dog that truly knows the bad guys from the good. I once had a jerky boyfriend, who my dog would run up to every single day, jump into his lap and promptly pee on him, without fail.. every day..my vet told me to get rid of my boyfriend, because there was nothing wrong with my dog..I'll never question that advice again! | ||
| Sanchez |
69: The good guy will always lose the first fight with the bad guy. If you win a fight with someone on the first try, look out. You're probably the bad guy, and you're in for an ••• kicking. | ||
| Buellfighter |
70. Robbers always manage to shoot out the windows of the chasing cops but never manage to hit them! | ||
| Dragon_slayer |
# 71 A 2x4 will always stop a running fan. And to top that # 71b the bad guys can not perform the same trick! | ||
| Daves |
A cop car or even a pickup will keep up with a sportscar. | ||
| Johnnylunchbox |
73. After emptying several full magazines of .223 rounds in a small room, our hero can still hear what the heroine is saying. | ||
| Blake |
"Ah,so,Blake san.Grasshopper has much to learn" You can say that again. Them "deluge" systems, they for industrial applications like oil refineries, chemical/plastics factories and the like? Dang, nitrous ain't flammable? Learned at least two new things today. My head hurts. Darn you.  | ||
| Cochise |
42b. Holding the flame of a lighter to a single sprinkler-head in a building will set off every sprinkler-head on the grid. That one is so universally prevalent in Hollywood productions that it's actually become conventional wisdom. In reality, each sprinkler head has its own self-contained heat-activated seal. Not only that, You don't wanna be standing in the same room with that water coming out of those sprinkler heads. Also if the fire alarm goes off, the sprinklers WON'T go off too. | ||
| Dragon_slayer |
#74 Everyone can safely land an airplane for their first time behind the stick. | ||
| Tq_freak |
75. The hero can always pick a lock with either a paper clip or a credit card in under a min. with out even trying that hard | ||
| Oldog |
75. the f14 is still combat capable when 1 engine is shot out and the air frame is shot full of holes but it wont fly with the hydraulics out of order 76. a boeing 747 can be flown with the tail shot up and can be landed by a low time pilot(see 74) | ||
| Ghostrider |
Not only that, You don't wanna be standing in the same room with that water coming out of those sprinkler heads. Also if the fire alarm goes off, the sprinklers WON'T go off too. That's no joke. That water is RANCID!! And the caveat there is that if the sprinkler goes off, the alarm should go off. Not the other way around. | ||
| Saintly |
78.(as there were two 75's) Automotive winshields are made of tempered glass and Not safety glass. They will shatter into thousands of pieces when shot at or punched thru by M.Meyers, Jason etc. 79. Car tires produce a loud squeeling sound when spun from acceleration on wet rouds in rainy scenes. | ||
| Saintly |
I cant believe no-one has stated #80 yet: 80. ALL vehicles come equipped with two loose wires beneath the dash. These wires with 1" of stripped insulation from their ends, will immediately start the vehicle when touched together. The vehicle can now be driven away. 80 B. NO vehicle has ever been equipped with a steering lock, they can all be driven and steered without a key. | ||
| Sanchez |
75. The hero can always pick a lock with either a paper clip or a credit card in under a min. with out even trying that hard 81. The hero can also guess any computer password in 3 tries. 82. Hackers type very rapidly and don't need that pesky space bar. | ||
| Sanchez |
83. Computers are controlled by stunning graphical menu systems, and hackers can break into government systems by moving geometric shapes around on the screen. | ||
| Glitch |
84. The computers used are always on an ultra high speed T1 line linked straight to the internet backbone. | ||
| Tramp |
85. every big bird on every continent at any time of the day or night has the exactly the same 'red-tailed hawk' scream. 86. native americans neither defecate nor urinate, but merely wait with tolerant disgust while the palefaces use the shrubs... 87.enemy grenades tossed into US positions rarely cause casualties and are always fused long enough to allow the troops to lob them back at the attackers. US grenades, however, instantly clear any bunker of all life forms. 88. old people are always wise and correct. | ||
| Djkaplan |
89. Concrete drainage canals in large cities are only for drag racing, car chases, and escape routes if you are being chased by robots from the future, never for drainage. | ||
| CJXB |
old people are always wise and correct. Hold on, now that's not a myth, it's fact, I should know I'm old, wise and usually always right about everything !!!  | ||
| Djkaplan |
90. If two people are in the front seat of a car, it automatically makes the rearview mirror disappear. | ||
| Bomber |
91 -- two guys can have a ten minute slug fest and walk (mebbe even run) away with no damaged knuckles, no serious injuries, and often buy each other beers aferwards CJ -- one outa three ain't bad ;-} | ||
| Light_keeper |
90. those same drainage ditches will suddenly start to flood on a previously sunny day if the hero flips his car. but he/she will make it out ok. If the not so good guy flips his/her car the good guy by law has to go into the raging water swim against the current break the window of the car and pull the unconcious driver out of the car, swim again into the current upstream pull them up onto the banking. If they not the same sex the victim will allways require mouth to mouth. same sex will magicly regain full concious all by them selves.  | ||
| Natexlh1000 |
91. If a fight breaks out in a warehouse/loadingdock area, all boxes are clean, empty, and of uniform size. 92. Time bombs beep loudly and flash as they count down. 93. The more powerful the computer, the faster it beeps when you use it. 94. when rewinding a VHS tape, it will playback the audio too. | ||
| CJXB |
CJ -- one outa three ain't bad I take it you think I'm always right !!??  | ||
| Light_keeper |
95. During a car chase often there will be many cars parked along the route. However they will only be of four colors, Makes, types and years. It will almost look as if the same four cars are being used as the backround. | ||
| Bomber |
CJ well, ya ain't old, girl and parts of you are wise, I spose | ||
| Tq_freak |
95B. Even thou cars only have 4 wheels during a car chase they have the ability to lose more then 4 hubcaps. |
