| Author | Message | ||
     Nutsosane |
That is "The goods"! Nice find there Jackson. Friends, today is the "Fast&Loose" annual Christmas Squirrel hunt. I will be channeling the spirit of mighty Charlie to aid me in bagging a limit of furry critters. Jackie with his superior ability will be carrying the spirit of our friend Tank for the venture. May the best team win! There is a 03 XB9s in Blacksburg asking $3200 from the original owner. AAARRRGGHH! | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
Nuts, I really do appreciate being on your "team" for the Annual Christmas Squirrel Hunt, but does this mean I'm going to get blamed for all the missed shots?  Bring me up to speed on your technique, do you walk the squirrels down or take a stand and call them in? Or do you just sit at the bottom of a tree and wait for them to show up, all the time tossing rocks at the tree twenty feet away?  However with my spiritual guidance I feel we will be victorious.  | ||
| Nutsosane |
I am currently watching a series of Sniper shows, so my technique should be flawless. I usually have good luck until Turtlehumper gets me laughing. updates after we bag the limit. NUTS | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
Nuts, I think it would be a nice touch if you and "Turtlehumper"hung all those squirrel tails on the back of his new show ride. They could catch the trail dust and keep it from settling on the ATV when he stops.  | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
Charlie, Your team lost. We didn't bag a single squirrel but ya'll still lost BIG TIME!! I can't say anymore than that because I am sworn to secrecy but it weren't pretty  . I think it is more fun to sit in the woods and just hang out anyway. Whenever the action is slow Nuts starts doing these movie impersonations and it gets me to laughing. This in turn makes him start laughing and it gets completely out of control. Today he had me laughing so hard I was crying and had snot rolling out of my nose! Is it any wonder we don't bag anything when we hunt together? Nuts, The skidplates arrived around 6:30pm. I just got done putting them on which should give you a good idea of how freakin' hard it was by myself. They look good though and are EXTREMELY well made. Maiden voyage is set for Friday afternoon!! Charlie, where are my furniture covers? Better send them overnight service. Don't worry though I will split the shipping cost with ya'  ! | ||
| Nutsosane |
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| Cyclonecharlie |
Nuts, I can't believe that with all the Zen I telepathe to you that you let the team down. No squirrel tails?  Jackie, I sent you a personal message about the plastic covers.....sorry | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
Nuts, Its all in good fun brutha! Think about it, Charlie lives in a state where he ain't havin' no fun and Tank is stuck over there with guys bailing on his riding trip. Why not let them share in the great times we have here so they don't get too depressed about their current situations  ? Keep in mind everybody isn't as lucky as you. How many other people you know that are blessed enough to have someone like me to hang out with  ? Charlie, I didn't get your PM. Now I am left wondering if my genuine clear plastic furniture protectors will be here by tomorrow! If so did you include the furniture protector protectors? How can I be expected to go riding not knowing whether or not I will have the proper plastic protection protecting my protectors which are in turn protecting my precious pretty ride? Lot of P in that sentence huh  ! (Message edited by luvthemtorts on December 20, 2007) | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
Jackie, I sent it to ........john3-16@XXX.XXX....You still using that? | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
Thats the one Charlie but it didn't come through. I'll be a lookin' for it. | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
Man I feel like a red headed step child! No protective covers from Charlie, I bait Tank and he doesn't bite and Nuts just ignores my taunting. I think I'll go outside and sit with my new best friend. I didn't get to take her riding today because it was wet  . | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
Sorry Jackie, Sometimes life just sucks and there's nothing we can do about. But cheer up, things could get worse, the shed you keep your new best friend in could spring a leak and then look at the mess you would have. | ||
| Tank_bueller |
Bait...  Remember riding in the rain? Go get that beast muddy...slowly, and let us know how that auto 4x4 works real good. I'm sure it does, but you gotta test it. I should have tested the 250????  | ||
| Tank_bueller |
P.S.... I'm on vacation with 4 items on the list until the 2nd. I know what the first two are, but the other two must not be that important.. Happy Holidays, Ya'll!! | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
Man ya'll are just jealous because I got 499cc's of liquid cooled camo goodness setting just outside. Just got my Moose accessories catalog so I now must go through it systematically and find as many bolt on goodies as I can find. Thinking front and rear boxes, treestand carrier, fender protectors with footpegs, double gun rack and bow carrier. That should hold me until I can find more stuff to add . May have to get a plow so I can plow the driveway. You figure we get two good snows a year and I pay the local kids $10.00 to shovel so it should pay for itself in a few short decades. Tank, The last two items don't have anything to do with a cheap bottle of rotgut wine, a six pack of Trojans (ribbed for her pleasure) and a local neighborhood wench of ill repute does it? If so all I can say is WOOHOO HAVE FUN BUDDY!!!! (Message edited by luvthemtorts on December 22, 2007) (Message edited by luvthemtorts on December 22, 2007) | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
Brother Nuts, I know it ain't your cup of tea but you gotta admit it turned out pretty durn' good.   Dude is sending me a prototype squirrel skinner to try out as well. He said it would be rough but wanted a squirrel hunters input to critique his design. Here's the kicker. After I give him my input he is going to make one per my specs and send it to me FREE O' CHARGE for my troubles. Looks like I finally stumbled upon one of those deals you always get . | ||
| Nutsosane |
Just send him a picture of the prize you gave me; That damascus bladed beauty is "THE" squirrel skinner! I'm not big on the pins, but I must confess...That is a looker. NUTS | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
Jackie, Nice looking little knife,about a four inch blade+ or - ? I think the rivets give it a hand made look,just me. What kind of wood,looks walnut..........  | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
Good guess on the blade length Charlie. It is indeed 4 inches. The scales are stabilized Redwood Burl. That knife has seen the insides of many a game animal. When my dog chewed up the original handle I was livid but it looks like all turned out fine in the end. Just gotta remember to store it in a HIGH place . Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! | ||
| Nutsosane |
"good night" ? you just woke up. Darned Flintstones and their all night tomfoolery. NUTS needs to ride a motorcycle, maybe Wednesday? | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
MERRY CHRISTMAS you guys, Im gone for about a week. Heading to the BIG EASY.Leaving in the am, put the truck in the wind,see ya next year........Charlie | ||
| Tank_bueller |
Merry Christmas, ya'll! Might try to put the bike in the wind myself. Question is....which one?? (Message edited by Tank_Bueller on December 24, 2007) | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
I'm gonna put the ATV in the wind Wednesday. Hopefully put the smack down on a few squirrels while I am there. Nuts, Watching A Flinstone Christmas Carol as I type. That Fred Flinstone sure is a piece of work. He bought his wife a necklace made of big rocks a few years ago. Rumor is that Mr. Slate pays well but not well enough for that kind of heavy purchase. Its anybodys' guess where he got the bread to buy it . Have a safe trip Charlie. Bring me back an alligator and an armadillo if you get the chance since you forgot my moose on your last trip. (Message edited by luvthemtorts on December 24, 2007) | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
The Moose said he wasn't going anywhere with out the squirrel. And how in the heck am I suppose to keep the gator away from the dillo long enough to get them to Va.?  | ||
| Ulywife |
Merry Christmas everyone! | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
Thats an easy one Charlie. The armadillo drives and the wife rides shotgun. You and the gator' share the back seat. I'm just trying to figure out which one the misses will be able to put up with the longest, you or the gator' | ||
| Nutsosane |
Jaxson, I'm heading to the club to sight the ole .17 back in. Otherwise, I'll be lookin for ya and that virgin beast of an ATV. I'm going to try to hunt the finger until about 2:00and then I'll hike out to see you unload and head for the biggest puddle we can find. NUTS Happy Day after the holiday to everyone!  | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
You are flying solo today. Too much going on at once. I got sciatica in both legs, back pain that is off the charts and then to top it off Cindys' mom wants me to do the family talk because she says I am levelheaded (yeah right!). The stress of dealing with this is causing my Masto to flair up which in turn causes a host of other problems. She is going home with hospice Thursday or Friday and Cindy and me are supposed to meet everyone to discuss last wishes, burial service plans and life insurance policies. This should be real interesting since I can't even balance a checkbook. | ||
| Tank_bueller |
Hang in there brutha... It's difficult. I know because dad is here. You need another ear to chew on, I'm here. I'll chew on yours too. seven fife seven dash fife six fife dash ten twenty. | ||
| Nutsosane |
Tank, do I need my "Little Orphan Annie" decoder ring for that last part? If you just watched 24 hours of "A Christmas Story" you'd understand, if not...you might have missed one of the best things this time of year! NUTS Jaxson, let me know asap about our farm hunt plans. |
