| Author | Message | ||
     Speeder_388 |
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic. "What's logic?" the first redneck asked. The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "I sure do." "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor. "That's real good!" said the redneck. The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house." Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazing!" "And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife." "That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The redneck was catching on. "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor. "You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!" The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting. "So what classes are ya takin'?" asked the friend. "Math, history, and logic!" replied the first redneck. "What in tarnation is logic?" asked his friend. "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck. "No," his friend replied. "You're queer, ain't ya?" | ||
| Rageonthedl |
Queer jokes are now posted on the XBoard? | ||
| Ourdee |
Let's see if we can post this on the "Queer Joke Board".  | ||
| Boliver |
FIXED for TRUTH: Two yankees decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic. "What's logic?" the first yankee asked. The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "I sure do." "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor. "That's real good!" said the yankee. The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house." Impressed, the yankee said, "Amazing!" "And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife." "That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The yankee was catching on. "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor. "You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!" The yankee, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting. "So what classes are ya takin'?" asked the friend. "Math, history, and logic!" replied the first yankee. "What in tarnation is logic?" asked his friend. "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first yankee. "No," his friend replied. "You're queer, ain't ya?" | ||
| Ourdee |
Hey, I'm a Yankee and a redneck....Oh, OK, I own a weed-eater. Whew...  | ||
| Fast1075 |
True redneckness surpasses all geographic boundries...I take pride in my redneckness...but is it for real...or is it a front for entertainment....only...  | ||
| Midnightrider |
My sister moved from Upstate New York to Tennessee then several years after that from Tennessee to Texas. The locals define a "yankee" as someone who moves from the north to the the south - whereas a "damn yankee" is someone who moves from the north to the south and STAYS She agrees that being a redneck is more about state of mind than State of residence (Message edited by midnightrider on December 29, 2010) | ||
| Ourdee |
Being a Southerner is like being a Texan. You can not move there and be one. You have to be born there. | ||
| Slaughter |
Yankee/Northeasterner humor: So P. J. O'Rourke is going to Harvard (pronounced Hahvahd) to deliver a lecture (after his book Parliament of Whores is first published) and is asking for directions to the commons where he is to give a talk... "Excuse me, can you tell me where the commons is at?" to which the undergraduate replies, "Excuuuuuse ME, but one should NEVAH end a question with a preposition!" To which P. J. O'Rourke replies, "OK, where's the Commons at, A**HOLE? Is that better?" |
