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Reducati
Posted on Sunday, June 04, 2006 - 05:20 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back:

10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.

9. Too much leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.

8. Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.

7. Afraid to let go of handgrip because it might vibrate off.

6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.

5. Still angry from taking out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.

4. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized HD is partially owned by Japanese motto manufacturers.

3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.

2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on s! piked helmet.

1. They're jealous that after spending $30,000, they still don't own a BMW K1200LT




Top Ten Reasons Why BMW Riders Don't Wave Back:

10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.

9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.

8. Has arthritis and the past 900 mile ride has made it difficult to raise arm.

7. Reflection from $8000 worth of approaching bolt-on chrome momentarily blinded him.

6. The espresso machine just finished brewing.

5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.

4. Was in a three-way conference call with stock broker and BMW accessories dealer to buy BMW chrome pegs.

3. Was distracted ! by odd shaped blip on radar screen.

2. Was simultaneously adjusting the windshield height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.

1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard
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Buellin_ri
Posted on Sunday, June 04, 2006 - 05:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

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Bigbuell
Posted on Sunday, June 04, 2006 - 06:29 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

DOH!
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Curtyd
Posted on Sunday, June 04, 2006 - 06:42 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

For Both; Their MSF instructors told them NEVER to ride without BOTH hands on the handlebars, and they haven't been riding solo long enough to take any "big risks".
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Bcordb3
Posted on Sunday, June 04, 2006 - 06:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

That is some funny stuff!
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