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Archive through March 24, 2010Petereid30 03-24-10  10:37 pm
         

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Mountainstorm
Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2010 - 07:04 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Just doing my part to further motorcycling technology one ball at a time.
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Trekerguy
Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2010 - 09:42 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

40ish try 53 after this they start to look like these .... Man getting old sucks and Gravity is Hell ....LOL

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Keef
Posted on Friday, March 26, 2010 - 05:23 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I usually just take some duct tape and wrap it around the boys somewhat snugly then stretch it up and forward and tape it to my stomach right below my belly button then around my waist twice with the duct tape to help hold it secure,duct tape is strong so it won't come unstuck at the wrong time....
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Westmoorenerd
Posted on Friday, March 26, 2010 - 06:54 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Bah lets quite beating the bush....be hardcore and just get castrated. It's a win win.
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Mountainstorm
Posted on Friday, March 26, 2010 - 07:48 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I've heard a well placed boot can make your junk retractable. No need to snip them off, just raise the landing gear.
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Keef
Posted on Friday, March 26, 2010 - 09:11 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I had a buddy who had a S1 and his guys were uncomfortable so he would take a cold shower in the morning and would take his jockeys out of the freezer and put them on,it would make the boys and Fred retract quite nicely,for a couple hours.One of our buds suggested dry ice as it is lighter and stays cold longer and won't be wet,well Stevie did that and both Fred and the boys retracted so far north that he had to sit to pee for a week and had to wear a bra for week too as the boys were way north...

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Steve_mackay
Posted on Friday, March 26, 2010 - 09:37 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)


quote:

ride an s1, with a stock seat....you will not complain anymore about your 1125 seat




The S1 doesn't have a seat...

It's an anal suppository.
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Fast1075
Posted on Friday, March 26, 2010 - 09:39 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Two words....Athletic Supporter. I started routinely wearing one while riding after having damaged the twins during a B.A.S.S. tournament where I had to run 30 miles into 4 foot waves...it's one thing sitting on them, but another thing entirely when they get smashed between your body and the seat several hundred times....lol
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