| Author | Message | ||
     Lorazepam |
I am guessing your name has as much to do with wine as it does with your girlish figure.  | ||
| Etennuly |
I always figured it was from his favorite mooovee babiee.....yaa!  There is a resemblance you know.  After his Subway diet, his neck looks like a vagina!  | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
It's an omage, baby! Yeah! | ||
| Chadhargis |
Humm...I need to find me a female version of Jared and try neck humping. Could be fun.  | ||
| Lorazepam |
My ex told me every time she uncorks a bottle, she thinks of me. I am honored she still thinks of me so often  | ||
| Etennuly |
Chad........someone could get hurt. 1. It was only a movie line spoken by Mike Myers playing the part of Fat Bastard. 2. The said line is "looks like a vagina". Clearly you can see my concern for your health, and that of any potential volunteers. Let's be careful out there. Where is the limit that this thread can possibly go??  | ||
| Lorazepam |
Chad, I believe wattle sex is illegal in Tennessee. I wouldnt publicly admit to it anyway. | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
No, it's Texas. It's illegal to have sex with chickens in Tennessee. But we can eat road kill legally. | ||
| L_je |
Ft_B, Thank you for respecting the laws of Georgia, and leaving that dog in the middle of the road during MBIV. And, is this stuff really "road kill", or merely the "prey" of the only apex predator remaining East of the Mississippi? -J "Apex Herbivore" | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
I was SOOOOOOOOO tempted. That dog looked scrumptious. My former Laotian neighbors said that black dogs tasted the best. The week that that law was passed, there was a spike in brush guard sales, though. I don't think a deer hit in the middle of a field actually counts as road kill. | ||
| Etennuly |
I don't think a deer hit in the middle of a field actually counts as road kill. It always did where I came from, but there had to be "deer damage" to your truck for it to count. Just hitting a tree or rolling your truck over did not count no matter how many beers one had consumed. |
