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Etennuly
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 - 02:49 pm: | 
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Do you heat them to any particular temperature? I can't imagine using cold hams! |
Lowflyer
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 - 03:00 pm: |
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Well, there's nothing worse than a stone-cold hamfisting. That's what I've always heard. Right fatty? |
Ft_bstrd
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 - 05:50 pm: |
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I found a custom "fisting" implement for you Lowflyer:
You can make it whatever temperature you want.  |
Lowflyer
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 - 07:44 pm: |
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I reckon you'd know better than I. Anybody with a pic like that has obviously shopped around.  |
Ft_bstrd
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 - 07:55 pm: |
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C'mon! You know I got it for you from your wife's bridal registry.
She was very specific! She knows your tastes! |
Lowflyer
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 - 07:58 pm: |
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Aha! My wife is left-handed. There's no way you got that from the registry. |
Ft_bstrd
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 - 08:04 pm: |
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Heeeee heeeeeee heeeeeee!
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Etennuly
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 - 10:31 pm: |
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You a sick bstrd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lowflyer
The field was baited.......when you cut out the ham you threw him a "frekin' bone".
I bet he got that "piece" out of his closet and just took a fresh picture!! Gotta give him credit.....it looks clean!!! |
Etennuly
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 - 10:32 pm: |
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What was the topic for this thread? |
Ft_bstrd
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 - 10:47 pm: |
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Lowflyer test riding a ham fist?
(Message edited by ft_bstrd on November 22, 2006) |
Lowflyer
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 - 11:22 pm: |
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Hamfist is one word. So is meatglove. |
Etennuly
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 - 11:25 pm: |
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Uh-oh.....I gotta GO again!!!!! |
Ft_bstrd
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 - 11:52 pm: |
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Is "Sweater Meat" one word or two?
(Message edited by ft_bstrd on November 22, 2006) |
Lowflyer
| | Posted on Thursday, November 23, 2006 - 12:08 am: |
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I am unfamiliar with this one.
Usually, it is meat before sweater south of the Mason-Dixon Line. That is especially true in trailer parks and rural areas. There it is one word and pronounced /meet-swet-ter/ or 'meatsweater.' |
Jmhinkle
| | Posted on Thursday, November 23, 2006 - 12:57 am: |
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I've only heard it as sweater meat and it's two words. According to Urban Dictionary, they both mean the same and are two words , but sweater meat has a lot more info. |
Buellchatdj
| | Posted on Thursday, November 23, 2006 - 01:01 am: |
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I'm not sorry for starting this thread. I just sorry for what it turned into.
Dave |
Lowflyer
| | Posted on Thursday, November 23, 2006 - 01:06 am: |
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It's all good. Threads come and go. This one will either get back on track, or it will fizzle out. Don't sweat it. |
Jmhinkle
| | Posted on Thursday, November 23, 2006 - 01:22 am: |
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Sorry about that Buellchatdj. Some of us have some filthy minds and turn it into keyboard diarrhea and end up hijacking threads. While I don't usually start the madness, I get roped in quite easily.
Back on topic, have you decided to buy yet? |
Ft_bstrd
| | Posted on Thursday, November 23, 2006 - 10:26 am: |
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It's all "Lowminded's" fault!
I just wanted to talk motorcycles, but NOOOOOOOOOOOO. He had to go and stick his hands into pork products.
Yeah, is Santa gonna leave it in your stocking? |
Lowflyer
| | Posted on Thursday, November 23, 2006 - 11:40 am: |
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I take full responsibility for all of my posts. I admit to having planted the seed for corrupting this thread, but I am strangely feeling no appreciable remorse.
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Ft_bstrd
| | Posted on Thursday, November 23, 2006 - 11:49 am: |
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Etennuly
| | Posted on Thursday, November 23, 2006 - 12:12 pm: |
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Talk about leaving something in your stocking! Santa has a sense of humor too! My eighteen year old daughter brought her dog inside and gave it a bath yesterday. She left the dog in her room with her last night, and while she was sleeping the dog crapped in her bed. She didn't wake up until after she had rolled through it.
That Santa, and his early stocking stuff-ers!!! She was up all night cleaning that up. We've told her so many times to leave her "outside" dog outside. |
Lowflyer
| | Posted on Thursday, November 23, 2006 - 01:54 pm: |
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Did the pile of crap happen to have a note in it that said, "Thanks for the bath, bee-otch!" Now clean this."? |
Etennuly
| | Posted on Thursday, November 23, 2006 - 05:15 pm: |
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No but it got even worse. When she put the dog out, in her sleepy state, she had not yet discovered that she had rolled in it, but she said the smell was awful and seemed like it was throughout the house.
Then it seems that she borrowed her mothers coat to take the dog out. Her mother got up this am and went to work.....we haven't heard anything back from the wife yet.
Wait......that's not funny.....is it?
I have a feeling that somehow this will be all my fault. |
Ft_bstrd
| | Posted on Thursday, November 23, 2006 - 05:46 pm: |
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So, how does one cook a 35 pound dog?
You get to find out when your wife gets home. |
Etennuly
| | Posted on Thursday, November 23, 2006 - 06:13 pm: |
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It doesn't matter she'll still blame me. |
Diablobrian
| | Posted on Thursday, November 23, 2006 - 06:47 pm: |
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Of course, you are the only male involved. It MUST be your fault. |
Lowflyer
| | Posted on Thursday, November 23, 2006 - 08:09 pm: |
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5-7 minutes per pound depending on the breed. |
Ft_bstrd
| | Posted on Thursday, November 23, 2006 - 08:13 pm: |
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I REALLY don't want the giblets! |
Etennuly
| | Posted on Friday, November 24, 2006 - 01:57 pm: |
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I think I got lucky, when the wife left for work she wore a sweater, of the NON-meat, knitted variety. In doing so, she carried her coat and did not put it on.
Diab.. I was not, and am not, in any way, involved......unless she reads this thread.
Oh, and I did call her to warn her. .......well.....at least to find out if she had put it on. |
