| Author | Message | ||
     Dragon_slayer |
It's a conspiracy I tell you!  Ok, so I got busy and did not post for a short time. They bumped our thread down to the archive pile.  I posted new posting and thread stayed in the archive pile!  What worst is all the BS postings that bumped it. So for your entertainment, here is the new thread plus link to the old one!  http://www.badweatherbikers.com/buell/messages/142838/170041.html?1157668951 | ||
| Crusty |
Forget Rednecks .....here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Englanders... If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in New England. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in New England. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New England You know you're a New Englander when: "Vacation" means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend. You measure distance in hours... well, of course! You know several people who have hit a deer more than once. You have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again. You can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching. You install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked. You carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. The speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you! Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car. You find 10 degrees "a little chilly." You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your New England friends & others! Thought you would all get a kick out of this I did!! | ||
| Dragon_slayer |
How can you tell a person is not from New England? They have no opinion! You can always tell when someone is from New England. They will tell you so in the first few minutes of meeting you! And last, how can you tell that a person maybe from New England? They ride a black Uly. | ||
| Superglide |
There is a conspiracy going on here and all you orange uly's have fallen in the trap! (Message edited by superglide on September 08, 2006) | ||
| Jeffs900s |
I resemble that remark... Jeff -- riding a black Uly in New England. | ||
| Crusty |
I know one New Englander who rides a sexy ORANGE Ulysses. | ||
| Dragon_slayer |
Crusty, now if you knew a sexy female New Englander that rode an ORANGE Uly, that would be something!  | ||
| Electraglider_1997 |
It's only Orange after I eat a bag of Cheetos but I don't call it ULY. | ||
| Dragon_slayer |
Well, get out there and ride people!  Winter is just around the corner. No, I have not been checking out the woolly worms.  | ||
| Dragon_slayer |
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in a terrible hurry! I have two buddies waiting outside in the car, because we're about to fly at the nicest R/C airfield in the state! So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have to sign in by 10:00 a.m. and it's 9:30 already. I just don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!" The dentist was impressed at how brave the man was to have his tooth pulled without anything to kill the pain. So he asked the man, "Which tooth is it sir?" The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth and show the man, Honey." | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
The Buckeyes suck! | ||
| Chadhargis |
Ooooh....I'd like to warm her up.  | ||
| Dragon_slayer |
Ft_bstrd, so do black Ulys! So there!  | ||
| Crusty |
I bet SHE'S from New England! |
